memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS, PART TWO ! 

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

wrong/random number texts: 

• ( ✉ → sms ) found your number written on a wall… should i erase it?
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) [random name here]? is this still your number?
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) pretty sure you dialed the wrong number, but thanks for the 13 drunk voicemails last night.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) you don’t know me but i’m bored and texting random numbers, so hi!
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) you FUCKING asshole, i hope you know how much i hate you!!!

sad texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) can you please distract me so i don’t cry in public?
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) everything hurts lately
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it’s not working.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) what makes you feel better when you’re sad?
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i just need to vent…

drunk texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) im not DRUNK waht amkes you thijnk that
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) cna you pick me up… and brign some shoess… i cant find mine
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) the party was horrible but at least ikm drunk lol
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) whyj don’t oyu fuckign miss me????
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) all i wnat to do right now is talkk to you

angsty texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) please talk to me. please help me make this work.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think we should see each other again.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) when will we admit we’re no good for each other…
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) just know i cared about you. i really did.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think things can ever go back to the way they were between us
  

misc texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) why do you reply so slowwwwwww
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) help me choose a pizza topping please
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) don’t listen to any of the voicemails i sent last night. i was drunk.
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) you haven’t watched my snapchat story all day. what are you up to?????
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) i’ve had the same dream about you three times in a row, is that weird?
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) why is april fool’s the only day of the year where people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true?
  

• ( ✉ → sms ) soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio.