real life sex situations that never happen in movies writing prompts.
1. One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.
2. One where lube is needed.
3. One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.
4. One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.
5. One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.
6. One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.
7. One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.
8. One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.
9. One where one of them can’t finish because sometimes you can’t and you just move on.
10. One where he gives you a towel after.
11. One where he tries and you’re not in the mood and you both move on because you don’t have to have sex if you don’t want to.
12. One where the guy’s dick gets bent during sex and he screams out in pain because he thinks it’s “broken.”
13. One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.
14. One where he pleases her first with nothing in return.
15. One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.
16. One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.
17. One where you’re awkwardly interrupted by a pet and you’re both totally taken out of the mood.
18. One where you do not have actual intercourse because insertion can be painful for people with vaginas sometimes so you just move on and get each other off in other ways.
19. And finally, one where the girl has to make herself climax because the guy already did and is spent.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr – This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
Amen
Reblobbed.
I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. 🙂
Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.
Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early.
Draw your own conclusions.
Forever reblogging lol
Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!
No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.
I reblogged this and made double what I normally make on a friday at work. It works!!
@girl-just-simming-around this one’s for you 🙂 I thought that I could share it with everyone, maybe others can make use of it too. I hope you don’t mind!
Anyway, I’m happy to give you another gift and this time it’s a… HAIR! Of course it’s far from perfect but I guess it’s okay enough to share? I recommend to use it for photoshoots mostly as there are few areas you might like to photoshop. Photos are not edited, I just used reshade. Bottom picture is without any special effects, showing hair as it is. Now some details:
► polys are around 1600
► added lower lods
► textures and original edit by @aikea-guinea ♥
► both .package and .sims3pack available
► no custom thumb but it’s easy to find – hair is all white on CAS icon
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