iamfuckingtrash:

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

tag urself im luigi

writeinspiration:

WRITING HELP/CHARACTER

• writing a bitchy character (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)
• writing a cocky character (1,2,3,4)
• writing a emotion character (1,2)
• How to play a hippie
• Playing the quiet character.
• Portraying the shopaholic.
• Portraying a mute character.
  
• Portraying a kleptomaniac.
• How to play the stalker.
• Writing distant, indifferent characters.
• How to write a character who stutters.
• Writing a character who is sassy.
• A guide to playing a southern character.
• Portraying characters with crushes.
• How to portray a teen mom.
• How to play a character who is mean.
• How to portray a character high on cocaine.
• Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
• Playing an efficient male character.
• Portraying the asshole.
• Playing a character who suffers from shyness.
• How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
• Writing a character who self-harms.
• Writing a happy character.
• Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
• Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
• How to play a victim of rape.
• How to RP a blind character.
• Writing a leader.
• Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
• Writing a character with depression.
• Writing a character who is homosexual.
• Writing a character with schizophrenia.
• Playing a fe/male character.
• Writing a character with Nymphomania.
• How to write a worry wart.
• How to write a character with HPD.
• How to write a bad ass character.
• Playing a pansexual.
• Tips on writing a drug addict.
• Tips on writing the pregnant female.
• Writing insane characters.
• Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
• Portraying a character with diabetes.
• How to play a prankster.
• Playing a character who has been adopted.
• Portraying a vampire.
• Playing a character with an eating disorder.
• Portraying a character who is anti-social.
• Portraying a character who is depressed.
• How to portray someone with dyslexia.
• How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
• Portraying a character with severe depression.
• How to play a serial killer.
• Writing a tomboy.
• Playing a pyromaniac.
• How to write a mute character.
• How to write a character with an OCD.
• How to play a stoner.
• How to write an asexual character.
• How to play a bitchy/vicious character.
• How to play a character with HPD.
• Playing a pregnant woman.
• Playing the burn-out.
• Writing a “nice” character.
• How to play a gentleman.
• How to play a shy/introvert character.
• How to play a naive character.
• Playing characters with memory loss.
• How to write a character who smokes.
• How to write pirates.
• How to write characters with PTSD.
• How to play a character who isn’t ready for sex.
• How to play the geek.
• Playing the manipulative character.
• Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
• Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
• Writing a character who lost someone important.
• Playing the bullies.
• Portraying the drug dealer.
• Playing a rebellious character.
• How to portray a sociopath.
• How to play a swimmer.
• Portraying a ballerina.
• Playing a promiscuous male.
• Playing a character with cancer.
• How to portray a bubbly character.
• How to portray a power driven character.
• How to portray the shy character.
• Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
• Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
• Portraying a hippie.
• Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
• Playing a character with asthma.
• Portraying characters who have secrets.
• Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
• Portraying a sex addict.
• How to play someone creepy.
• Portraying a foreigner.
• Portraying an emotionally detached character.
• How to play a character with social anxiety.
• Portraying a character who is high.
• How to play a strong, female character.
• Writing a character with a hangover.
• Playing angry characters.
• Playing a character who is smarter than you.
• Playing and writing autistic characters.
• Portraying a trans character.
• How to portray a dominant character.
• Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
• Playing a prisoner.
• Playing the opposite sex.
• Portraying a character who has PTSD.
• Playing a character who stutters.
• How to play a depressed character who self-harms.
• Portraying the “dumb” character.
• How to portray a lesbian.
• How to play a blind character.
• How to play a sexual assault victim.
• Writing a compulsive gambler.
• Playing a werewolf.
• Writing a character who is drunk.
• Playing a Brit.
• Portraying a character with amnesia.
• Playing heroes.
• Portraying a witty character.
• How to play a vampire.
• How to play a character who is manipulative.
• Portraying the natural born leader.
• Portraying the character who is flirtatious.
• Writing a nice character.
• How to portray a character who has asthma.
• Playing a character with ADHD.
• Amnesia
• Children
• Losing Someone (2)
• Physical Injuries (2, 3)
• Sexual Abuse (2)
• Fight Scenes (2, 3, 4)
• Horror
• Torture
• How to Describe the Body Shape of Female Characters
• Character Appearance Help
• Words to Describe Voice
• Character Development Exercises
• Art of Character Development
• Introducing Characters
• Characters You Need to Reinvent
• Making Characters Likable
• Heroes and Villains
• Understanding Body Language
• Mental Illness in Writing
• Conflicts and Characters

How about some writing resources for those post-NaNoWriMo blues?

dreadwvlf:

badassunicorn2016:

A list of body language phrases.

I’ve included a very comprehensive list, organized by the type of body movement, hand and arm movements, facial expressions etc. In some cases, a phrase fits more than one heading, so it may appear twice. Possible emotions are given after each BL phrase unless the emotion is indicated within the phrase. (They are underlined for emphasis, not due to a hyperlink.)

Note: I’ve included a few body postures and body conditions as they are non-verbal testimony to the character’s physical condition.

Have fun and generate your own ideas.:-)

Eyes, Brows and Forehead

• arched a sly brow:  sly, haughty
  
• blinked owlishly:  just waking, focusing, needs glasses
  
• brows bumped together in a scowl:  worried, disapproving, irritated
  
• brows knitted in a frown: worried, disapproval, thoughtful
  
• bug-eyed:  surprised, fear, horror
  
• cocky wink and confident smile:  over confidence, arrogant, good humor, sexy humor
  
• eyes burned with hatred: besides hatred this might suggest maniacal feelings
  
• eyes flashed: fury, defiance, lust, promise, seduction
  
• eyes rolled skyward: disbelief, distrust, humor
  
• forehead puckered:  thoughtful, worried, irritation
  
• frustration crinkled her eyes
  
• gaze dipped to her décolletage: sexual interest, attraction, lust
  
• gimlet-eyed/narrowed eyes: irritation, thoughtful, mean, angry
  
• gleam of deviltry:  humor, conniving, cunning
  
• kept eye contact but her gaze became glazed: pretending interest where there is none/bordom
  
• narrowed to crinkled slits:  angry, distrust
  
• nystagmic eyes missed nothing (constantly shifting eyes):  Shifty
  
• pupils dilated:  interested, attraction to opposite sex, fear
  
• raked her with freezing contempt
  
• slammed his eyes shut:  stunned, furious, pain
  
• squinted in a furtive manner:  fearful, sneaky
  
• stared with cow eyes:  surprised, disbelief, hopeful, lovestruck
  
• subtle wink:  sexy, humor/sharing a joke, sarcasm
  
• unrelenting stare: distrust, demanding, high interest, unyielding
  

Place To Place, Stationary Or Posture

• ambled away:  relaxed, lazy
  
• barged ahead:  rude, hurried
  
• battled his way through the melee:  desperate, anger, alarm
  
• cruised into the diner:  easy-going, feeling dapper, confident
  
• dawdled alongside the road:  lazy, deliberate delay for motives, unhurried, relaxed
  
• dragged his blanket in the dirt:   sadness/depressed, weary
  
• edged closer to him:  sneaky, seeking comfort, seeking protection, seeking an audience
  
• he stood straighter and straightened his tie:  sudden interest, sexual attraction
  
• held his crotch and danced a frantic jig: demonstrates physical condition – he has to pee
  
• hips rolled and undulated:  sexy walk, exaggerating for sex appeal
  
• hovered over them with malice/like a threatening storm: here it’s malice, but one may hover for many reasons.
  
• hunched over to look shorter:  appear inconspicuous, ashamed of actions, ashamed of height
  
• leaped into action feet hammering the marbled floor:  eager, fear, joyous
  
• long-legged strides:  hurried, impatient
  
• lumbered across:  heavy steps of a big man in a hurry
  
• minced her way up to him: timid, sneaky, insecure, dainty or pretense at dainty
  
• paced/prowled the halls:  worried, worried impatience, impatient, diligently seeking pivoted on his heel and took off:  mistaken and changes direction, following orders, hurried, abrupt change of mind, angry retreat
  
• plodded down the road:  unhurried, burdened, reluctant
  
• practiced sensual stroll:  sexy, showing off
  
• rammed her bare foot into her jeans: angry, rushed
  
• rocked back and forth on his heels: thoughtful, impatiently waiting
  
• sagged against the wall:  exhausted, disappointment
  
• sallied forth:  confident, determined
  
• sashayed her cute little fanny:  confident, determined, angered and determined
  
• shrank into the angry crowd:  fear, insecure, seeking to elude
  
• sketched a brief bow and assumed a regal pose: confident, mocking, snooty, arrogant skidded to an abrupt halt: change of heart, fear, surprise, shock
  
• skulked on the edges of the crowd: sneaky, ashamed, timid
  
• slithered through the door:  sneaky, evil, bad intentions
  
• stormed toward her, pulling up short when: anger with a sudden surprise
  
• swaggered into the class room:  over confident, proud, arrogant, conceited
  
• tall erect posture:  confidence, military bearing
  
• toe tapped a staccato rhythm:  impatience, irritation
  
• tottered/staggered unsteadily then keeled over:  drunk, drugged, aged, ill
  
• waltzed across the floor:  happy, blissful, exuberant, conceited, arrogant
  

Head Movement

• cocked his head:  curiosity, smart-alecky, wondering, thoughtful
  
• cocked his head left and rolled his eyes to right corner of the ceiling:  introspection
  
• droop of his head: depressed, downcast, hiding true feelings
  
• nodded vigorously: eager
  
• tilted her head to one side while listening:  extreme interest, possibly sexual interest
  

Mouth And Jaw

• a lackluster smile:  feigning cheerfulness
  
• cigarette hung immobile in mouth: shock, lazy, uncaring, relaxed casualness
  
• clinched his jaw at the sight:  angered, worried, surprised
  
• curled her lips with icy contempt
  
• expelled her breath in a whose:  relief, disappointment
  
• gagged at the smell: disgust, distaste
  
• gapped mouth stare:  surprised, shock, disbelief
  
• gritted his teeth:  anger, irritation, holding back opinion
  
• inhaled a sharp breath:  surprise, shock, fear, horror
  
• licked her lips:  nervous, sexual attraction
  
• lips primed: affronted, upset, insulted
  
• lips pursed for a juicy kiss
  
• lips pursed like she’d been chewing a lemon rind: dislike, angry, irritated, sarcasm
  
• lips screwed into: irritation, anger, grimace, scorn
  
• lips set in a grim line: sorrow, worried, fear of the worst
  
• pursed her lips:  perturbed, waiting for a kiss
  
• scarfed down the last biscuit:  physical hunger, greed
  
• slack-mouthed:  total shock, disbelief
  
• slow and sexy smile:  attraction, seductive, coy
  
• smacked his lips: anticipation
  
• smile congealed then melted into horror
  
• smile dangled on the corner of his lips: cocky, sexy
  
• smirked and tossed her hair over her shoulder:  conceit, sarcasm, over confident
  
• sneered and flicked lint off his suit: sarcasm, conceit
  
• spewed water and spit: shock
  
• stuck out her tongue: humor, sarcasm, teasing, childish
  
• toothy smile:  eagerness, hopeful
  
• wary smile surfaced on her lips
  

Nose

• nose wrinkled in distaste/at the aroma
  
• nostrils flared:  anger, sexual attraction
  
• nose in the air:  snooty, haughty
  

Face in General

• crimson with fury
  
• handed it over shame-faced
  
• jutted his chin: confident, anger, forceful
  
• managed a deadpan expression:  expressionless
  
• muscles in her face tightened:  unsmiling, concealing emotions, anger, worried
  
• rested his chin in his palm and looked thoughtful
  
• rubbed a hand over his dark stubble:  thoughtful, ashamed of his appearance
  
• screwed up her face:  anger, smiling, ready to cry, could almost be any emotion
  
• sneered and flicked lint off his suit: conceit, derision, scorn
  

Arm and Hand

• a vicious yank
  
• arm curled around her waist, tugging her next to him:  possessive, pride, protective
  
• bit her lip and glanced away:  shy, ashamed, insecure
  
• brandished his fist:  anger, threatening, ready to fight, confident, show of pride
  
• clamped his fingers into tender flesh:  anger, protective, wants to inflict pain
  
• clenched his dirty little fists: stubborn, angry
  
• clapped her hands on her hips, arms crooked like sugar bowel handles:  anger, demanding, disbelief
  
• constantly twirled her hair and tucked it behind her ear:  attracted to the opposite sex, shy crossed his arms over his chest: waiting, impatient, putting a barrier
  
• crushed the paper in his fist:  anger, surrender, discard
  
• dived into the food: hunger, eager, greedy
  
• doffed his hat:  polite gesture, mocking, teasing
  
• doodled on the phone pad and tapped the air with her foot:  bored, inattention, introspection
  
• drummed her fingers on the desk:  impatient, frustrated, bored
  
• fanned her heated face with her hands: physically hot, embarrassed, indicating attraction
  
• fiddled with his keys: nervous, bored
  
• firm, palm to palm hand shake:  confident, honest
  
• flipped him the bird: sarcastic discard
  
• forked his fingers through his hair for the third time:  disquiet/consternation, worry, thoughtful
  
• handed it over shame-faced:  guilt, shame
  
• held his crotch and danced a frantic jig:  physical need to relieve himself
  
• limp hand shake:  lack of confidence, lack of enthusiasm
  
• propped his elbow on his knee: relaxed, thoughtful
  
• punched her pillow:  restless, can’t sleep, angry
  
• rested his chin in his palm:  thoughful, worried
  
• scratched his hairy belly and yawned:  indolent, bored, lazy, relaxed, just waking
  
• shoulders lifted in a shrug:  doubtful, careless discard
  
• slapped his face in front of God and country:  enraged, affronted/insulted
  
• snapped a sharp salute:  respect, sarcastic gesture meaning the opposite of respect
  
• snapped his fingers, expecting service:  arrogant, lack of respect, self-centered
  
• sneered and flicked lint off his suit
  
• spread her arms wide: welcoming,  joy, love
  
• stabbed at the food: anger, hunger, determined
  
• stood straighter and smoothed his tie:  sudden interest, possible sexual interest
  
• stuffed his hands in his pockets: self-conscious, throwing up a barrier
  
• sweaty handshake:  nervous, fearful
  
• touched his arm several times while explaining:  sign of attraction, flattery, possessive
  
• wide sweep of his arms:  welcoming, all inclusive gesture, horror
  

Sitting or Rising

• collapsed in a stupor:  exhausted, drunk, drugged, disbelief
  
• enthroned himself at the desk:  conceit, pronouncing or taking ownership
  
• exploded out of the chair:  shock, eager, anger, supreme joy
  
• roosted on the porch rail like a cock on a hen house roof:  claiming ownership, conceit, content
  
• sat, squaring an ankle over one knee:  relaxed and open
  
• slouched/wilted in a chair and paid languid attention to:  drowsy, lazy, depressed, disinterest, sad, totally relaxed, disrespectful
  
• squirmed in his chair: ill at ease, nervous, needs the bathroom
  

Recline

• flung himself into the bed: sad, depressed, exhausted, happy
  
• prostrated himself: surrender, desperate, miserable, powerless, obsequious, fawning, flattering
  
• punched her pillow:  can’t sleep, anger, frustrated
  
• threw himself on the floor kicking and screaming: tantrum
  

Entire body and General

• body stiffened at the remark:  offended, anger, alerted
  
• body swayed to music:  dreamy, fond memories, enjoys the music
  
• bounced in the car seat, pointing:  excitement, fear, eager
  
• cowered behind his brother:  fear, shyness, coward, desperate
  
• curled into a ball:  sorrow, fear, sleepy, defensive
  
• heart galloping:  anxiety, joy, eager
  
• held his crotch and danced a frantic jig
  
• humped over his cane, each step shaking and careful: pain, aged
  
• inhaled a deep breath and blew out slowly: buying time to find words/thoughtful, reconciled
  
• quick and jerky like rusty cogs on a wheel:  unsure of actions, self-conscious, tense, edgy
  
• rocked back and forth on his heels:  impatient, cocky, gleeful
  
• manhandled the woman into a corner:  bully, anger
  
• slumped shoulders: defeat, depressed, sad, surrender
  
• stiff-backed:  priggish, haughty, affronted
  
• stood straighter and straightened his tie:  sexual interest, wants to make an impression
  
• stooped and bent: aged, arthritic, in pain
  
• stretched extravagantly and yawned:  tired, bored, unconcerned
  
• sweating uncontrollably: nervous, fear, guilt
  
• tall erect posture:  confidence, military bearing
  
• was panting now at:  afraid, exhausted, out of breath, sexual excitement
  

-Sharla Rae

daddigabi:

Eyes – General

large, small, narrow

sharp, squinty, round

wide-set, close-set, deep-set

sunken, bulging, protruding

wide, hooded, heavy-lidded

bright, sparkling, glittering

flecked, dull, bleary

rheumy, cloudy, red-rimmed

beady, birdlike cat-like

jewel-like, steely, hard

fringed with long lashes, with sweeping eyelashes, with thick eyelashes

Eyes – Color

chestnut, chocolate brown, cocoa brown

coffee brown, mocha, mahogany

sepia, sienna brown, mink brown

copper, amber, cognac

whiskey, brandy, honey

tawny, topaz, hazel, obsidian

onyx, coal, raven, midnight, sky blue, sunny blue

cornflower blue, steel blue, ice blue

Arctic blue, glacial blue, crystal blue

cerulean, electric blue, azure

lake blue, aquamarine, turquoise

denim blue, slate blue / slate gray, storm blue / storm gray

silver / silver gray, chrome, platinum, pewter

smoky gray, ash gray, concrete gray, dove gray

shark gray, fog gray, gunmetal gray, olive

emerald, leaf green, moss green

Eyebrows

arched, straight, plucked, sparse

trim, dark, faint, thin, thick, unruly

bushy, heavy

Skin – Color

amber, bronze, cinnamon

copper, dark brown, deep brown

ebony, honey, golden

pale, pallid, pasty

fair, light, cream / creamy

alabaster, ivory, bisque

milk, porcelain, chalky

sallow, olive, peach

rose / rosy, ruddy, florid

russet, tawny, fawn

Skin – General

lined, wrinkled, seamed

leathery, sagging, drooping

loose, clear, smooth

silken, satiny, dry

flaky, scaly, delicate

thin, translucent, luminescent

baby-soft, flawless, poreless

with large pores, glowing, dewy

dull, velvety, fuzzy

rough, uneven, mottled

dimpled, doughy, firm

freckled, pimply, pockmarked

blemished, pitted, scarred

bruised, veined, scratched

sunburned, weather-beaten, raw

tattooed

Face – Structure

square, round, oblong

oval, elongated, narrow

heart-shaped, catlike, wolfish

high forehead, broad forehea, prominent brow ridge

protruding brow bone, sharp cheekbones, high cheekbones

angular cheekbones, hollow cheeks, square jaw

chiseled, sculpted, craggy

soft, jowly, jutting chin

pointed chin, weak chin, receding chin

double chin, cleft chin, dimple in chin

visible Adam’s apple

Nose

snub, dainty, button

turned-up, long, broad

thin, straight, pointed

crooked, aquiline, Roman

bulbous, flared, hawk, strong

Mouth/Lips

thin, narrow, full

lush, Cupid’s bow, rosebud

dry, cracked, chapped

moist, glossy, straight teeth

gap between teeth, gleaming white teeth, overbite

underbite

Facial Hair 

clean-shaven

smooth-shaven

beard

neckbeard

goatee

moustache

sideburns

mutton-chop sideburns

stubble

a few days’ growth of beard

five o’ clock shadow

Hair – General

I threw a few hairstyles in here, though not many.

long, short, shoulder-length

loose, limp, dull

shiny, glossy, sleek

smooth, luminous, lustrous, spiky

stringy, shaggy, tangled

messy, tousled, windblown

unkempt, bedhead, straggly

neatly combed, parted, slicked down / slicked back

cropped, clipped, buzzed / buzz cut

crewcut, bob, mullet

curly, bushy, frizzy

wavy, straight, lanky

dry, oily, greasy

layers, corkscrews, spirals

ringlets, braids, widow’s peak

bald, shaved, comb-over, afro

thick, luxuriant, voluminous

full, wild, untamed

bouncy, wispy, fine, thinning

Hair – Color

black, blue-black, jet black

raven, ebony, inky black

midnight, sable, salt and pepper

silver / silver gray, charcoal gray, steel gray

white, snow-white, brown

brunette, chocolate brown, coffee brown

ash brown, brown sugar, nut brown

caramel, tawny brown, toffee brown

red, ginger, auburn, Titian-haired

copper, strawberry blonde, butterscotch

honey, wheat, blonde

golden, sandy blond, flaxen

fair-haired, bleached, platinum

Body Type – General

tall, average height, short

petite, tiny, compact

big, large, burly

beefy, bulky, brawny

barrel-chested, heavy / heavy-set, fat

overweight, obese, flabby

chunky, chubby, pudgy

pot-bellied, portly thick

stout, lush, plush

full-figured, ample, rounded

generous, voluptuous, curvy

hourglass, plump, leggy / long-legged

gangling, lanky, coltish

lissome, willowy, lithe

lean, slim, slender

trim, thin, skinny

emaciated, gaunt, bony

spare, solid, stocky

wiry, rangy, sinewy

stringy, ropy

imagines–assemble:

msocasey:

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO
Acknowledged
Answered
Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK
Added
Implored
Inquired
Insisted
Proposed
Queried
Questioned
Recommended
Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
Admitted
Apologized
Conceded
Confessed
Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Advised
Criticized
Suggested

JUST CHECKING
Affirmed
Agreed
Alleged
Confirmed

LOUD
Announced
Chanted
Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
Appealed
Disclosed
Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
Argued
Barked
Challenged
Cursed
Fumed
Growled
Hissed
Roared
Swore

SMARTASS
Articulated
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Claimed
Commanded
Cross-examined
Demanded
Digressed
Directed
Foretold
Instructed
Interrupted
Predicted
Proclaimed
Quoted
Theorized

ASSHOLE
Bellowed
Boasted
Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK
Babbled
Bawled
Mumbled
Sputtered
Stammered
Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
Bargained
Divulged
Disclosed
Exhorted

FIRST OFF
Began

LASTLY
Concluded
Concurred

WEAK PUSY
Begged
Blurted
Complained
Cried
Faltered
Fretted

HAPPY/LOL
Cajoled
Exclaimed
Gushed
Jested
Joked
Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
Extolled
Jabbered
Raved

BRUH, CHILL
Cautioned
Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
Chided
Contended
Corrected
Countered
Debated
Elaborated
Objected
Ranted
Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE
Commented
Continued
Observed
Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY
Enunciated
Explained
Elaborated
Hinted
Implied
Lectured
Reiterated
Recited
Reminded
Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
Confided
Offered
Urged

FINE
Consented
Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
Croaked
Lamented
Pledged
Sobbed
Sympathized
Wailed
Whimpered

JUST SAYING
Declared
Decreed
Mentioned
Noted
Pointed out
Postulated
Speculated
Stated
Told
Vouched

WASN’T ME
Denied
Lied

EVIL SMARTASS
Dictated
Equivocated
Ordered
Reprimanded
Threatened

BORED
Droned
Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
Echoed
Mumbled
Murmured
Muttered
Uttered
Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN
Exaggerated
Panted
Pleaded
Prayed
Preached

OH SHIT
Gasped
Marveled
Screamed
Screeched
Shouted
Shrieked
Yelped
Yelled

ANNOYED
Grumbled
Grunted
Jeered
Quipped
Scolded
Snapped
Snarled
Sneered

ANNOYING
Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
Guessed
Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
Yowled

I WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH
Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
Snorted

BITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teased

reblog to save a writer 

maddwinter:

I have gathered a lot of links for us Maladaptive Daydreamers who have a hard time naming our paras! So here’s a masterpost full of links for you to find a good name!

Do you want good names with meanings?

NAMES WITH MEANINGS
• For cheerful boys: Click here.
• For cheerful girls: Click here.
•For strong boys: Click here.
• For strong girls: Click here.
• For beautiful girls: Click here.
• For handsome boys: Click here.
• For gender neutrals who like peace: Click here.
• Cute unisex names: Click here.
• Names after flowers: Click here.
• Names inspired by mythology: Click here.
• Unisex names: Click here.
• Names after cities: Click here.

POPULAR NAMES FOR CENTURIES

• Popular names in 1800s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1900s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1910s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1920s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1930s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1940s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1950s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1960s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1970s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1980s: Click here.
• Popular names in 1990s: Click here.
• Popular names in 2000s: Click here.
• Popular names in 2010s: Click here.

POPULAR NAMES IN COUNTRIES

• Popular names in America: first and last.
• Popular names in Britain:.first and last.
• Popular names in China: Click here. or here. or here. and last.
• Popular names in Japan: first. and last.
• Popular names in India: Click here or for surnames, here.
• Popular names in Korea: Click here. and last.
• Popular names in Saudi Arabia: first and last.
• Popular names in Egypt: first and last.
• Popular names in Nigeria: first. and last.
• Popular names in South Africa: first and last.
• Popular names in Brazil: first and last.
• Popular names in Canada: first and last.
• Popular names in Thailand: first
• Popular names in Philippines: first and last.
• Popular names in Indonesia: first and last.
• Popular names in Hawaii: first and last.

NAME GENERATORS.

• click here.
• click here.
• click here.
• click here.

Part 1: Para names.
Part 2: ???

I will make another para masterpost but I don’t really know what, so any suggestions are welcomed!